Dear Sir/Madam,
Thank you so much for sending me your bill, I would love to pay it but cannot as the government has bled me dry like a sacrificial lamb and not only do I have to keep up my own mortgage payments, but apparently now I must pay mortgage payments for an entire building scheme somewhere in Ireland which incidentally I have never seen.
My only solution is that you send your bill to someone in a country within the European Union, you can just randomly choose anyone from the yellow pages or whatever the equivalent is in Norway, Sweden or elsewhere, or better yet choose Poland, because I’m pretty sure most of my hard-earned cash has ended up there. The recipient of my bill shouldn’t be too surprised to receive it, oh and don’t forget to CC Brian COWEN.
Yours sincerely,
Kimberly Mc Adoh
