Comments on: Announcing Late Arrivals at the Pharmaceutical Ball

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:52:17 +0000

From Italy – Signor & Signora Da Albicans and their daughter Candi – who is itching to go home.
From Ireland – Mr & Mrs O’Porosis and their son Austi – who has a broken leg – again!
From Spain – Señor & Señora Dice and their son Juan – who is a little off colour.
From New York City – Mr & Mrs Ritis and their son Art – who is a bit of a stiff
From Holland – Mr & Mrs Ocytosis and their son Leuk – who is a bit pale
From New Orleans – Mr & Mrs Fever and their daughter Scarlet – who is SO hot.
From Canada – Mr & Mrs Mat Ism and their daughter Rheu – who is a bit of a pain
From Australia – Mr & Mrs Roiditis and their son Thyrone – known to his mates as Thy
From France – Monsieur & Madame Genital-Disordas and their son Con – who’s been a bit of a problem since he was born
From Chicago – Mr & Mrs Philis and their son Sy – who is a bit sore
From Korea – Mr & Mrs A and their son Herni – who is joining Weight Watchers
… and finally … we weren’t going to let them in … but …ah! what harm can it do!
Miss Ps and her Mum
and Miss Asles … and Me!

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:01:29 +0000

I’m Sorry, it wasn’t ‘Just a Minute’ … it was ‘I’m Sorry, I haven’t a Clue’ …. on Radio 4.

Very late arrivals …
Mr & Mrs Leemia and their son Boo – who’d just make you puke
… and Mr & Mrs Abetes and their daughter Di – who’s very insular.

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Late Arrivals at the Humanitarian Ball — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:28:52 +0000

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By: Hava

Hava — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:18:46 +0000

Ah well, in that case : /

By: John Keating

John Keating — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:44:25 +0000

Oops! – well, Mr. Odrama is a consultant radiographer!

By: Hava

Hava — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:33:10 +0000

Drinka, you know an awful lot of disease names, you sure you’re OK?

John, John, this is the Pharmaceutical ball!

By: John Keating

John Keating — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:18:59 +0000

…. and from Ireland – Mr. and Mrs. O’Watt and their powerful looking daughter, Meg!

By: John Keating

John Keating — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:35:41 +0000

……. you forgot Mr. and Mrs Odrama and their excitable daughter, Mel!

By: Drinka

Drinka — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:59:18 +0000

Mr and Mrs Opecia and their son Al with his receding hairline
Mr and Mrs Zheimer and their son Al (they forgot to bring him ö)
Mr and Mrs Emia and their very pale daughter Ann
Mr and Mrs Anoma and their daughter Mel
Mr and Mrs Diasis and their itchy daughter candi
Mr and Mrs Dyloma whose son Con is dating Candi Diasis!!!
Ok am all out now!!!