The ‘late arrivals at..’ was a game played on a BBC Radio 4 show we used to listen to years ago called ‘Just a Minute‘. We’ve revived the idea and here with the below suggestions of our own:
- From Belgrade, Mr. and Mrs. Sthetic and their daughter Anna, who’s a bit dopey.
- From Minsk, Mr. and Mrs. Philacticshock and their daughter Anna, who has allergies.
- From Ireland, Mr. and Mrs. O’ Rexia and their daughter Ann who has lost a lot of weight.
- From Istanbul, Mr. and Mrs. Etomall and their daughter Paris, who feels no pain.
- From Croatia, Mr. and Mrs. Biotic and their son Anto, who has a cure for everything.
- Mr. and Mrs. T’septic and their daughter Ann, who’s has a thing about germs.
- Mr. and Mrs. Molean and their son Ger, who is currently dating Mr. and Mrs. T’Septic’s daughter.
- From Ireland, Mr. and Mrs. O’Rea and their daughter Diana, who’s a great runner.
Feel free to offer your own ideas…
Mr and Mrs Opecia and their son Al with his receding hairline
Mr and Mrs Zheimer and their son Al (they forgot to bring him ö)
Mr and Mrs Emia and their very pale daughter Ann
Mr and Mrs Anoma and their daughter Mel
Mr and Mrs Diasis and their itchy daughter candi
Mr and Mrs Dyloma whose son Con is dating Candi Diasis!!!
Ok am all out now!!!
……. you forgot Mr. and Mrs Odrama and their excitable daughter, Mel!
…. and from Ireland – Mr. and Mrs. O’Watt and their powerful looking daughter, Meg!
Drinka, you know an awful lot of disease names, you sure you’re OK?
John, John, this is the Pharmaceutical ball!
Oops! – well, Mr. Odrama is a consultant radiographer!
Ah well, in that case : /
[...] The long awaited follow up to the ever popular: Late Arrivals at the Pharmaceutical Ball. [...]
I’m Sorry, it wasn’t ‘Just a Minute’ … it was ‘I’m Sorry, I haven’t a Clue’ …. on Radio 4.
Very late arrivals …
Mr & Mrs Leemia and their son Boo – who’d just make you puke
… and Mr & Mrs Abetes and their daughter Di – who’s very insular.
From Italy – Signor & Signora Da Albicans and their daughter Candi – who is itching to go home.
From Ireland – Mr & Mrs O’Porosis and their son Austi – who has a broken leg – again!
From Spain – Señor & Señora Dice and their son Juan – who is a little off colour.
From New York City – Mr & Mrs Ritis and their son Art – who is a bit of a stiff
From Holland – Mr & Mrs Ocytosis and their son Leuk – who is a bit pale
From New Orleans – Mr & Mrs Fever and their daughter Scarlet – who is SO hot.
From Canada – Mr & Mrs Mat Ism and their daughter Rheu – who is a bit of a pain
From Australia – Mr & Mrs Roiditis and their son Thyrone – known to his mates as Thy
From France – Monsieur & Madame Genital-Disordas and their son Con – who’s been a bit of a problem since he was born
From Chicago – Mr & Mrs Philis and their son Sy – who is a bit sore
From Korea – Mr & Mrs A and their son Herni – who is joining Weight Watchers
… and finally … we weren’t going to let them in … but …ah! what harm can it do!
Miss Ps and her Mum
and Miss Asles … and Me!